FUNNY QUOTES & QUOTATIONS
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"Earth laughs in flowers . . ."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson


"What's the use of worrying? It never was worth while, 
so Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag, And smile, smile, smile."
--George Asaf


"Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable."
--Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe


"Whose yesterdays look backwards with a smile. "
--Edward Young

"Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, 
a smile, and a grateful heart." 
--Zig Ziglar


"A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, 
A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts 
forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around."
--Carolyn Birmingham

"Beauty is power; a smile is its sword."
--Charles Reade


"For these difficulties I have found that a smile and a stick 
will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out 
of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick."
--Sir Robert BadenPowell


"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke 
into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that 
was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born 
its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl."
--Sir James Matthew Barrie


"You hear that boy laughing? you think he's all fun; 
But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done; 
The children laugh loud as they troop to his call, 
And the poor man that knows him laughs loudest of all."
--Oliver Wendell Holmes